Post by bladeless on Aug 11, 2012 2:30:21 GMT -5
41-15 Missouri
It was a scoreless game until the 4th qtr. A true defensive game for the books until the 4th.....naw lemme stop lying to yall. I cant even keep a straight face writing that. It was like 34-7 by the half lol.
Offense: Runs Missouri Spread Option pretty well. Most of all the snaps game from a shogun or pistol formation. Likes to really spread you out by running 4x1 spread to the wide side of the field. Just the way my guys were positioned from that all that spreading I knew I was gonna get raped with it. I thought to myself, "Hey yo T. Are we bout to get our cheeks spread out and raped agan? ........Yep..... Well I hope he uses lube.' I dont know what that formation is called but Im calling it the <insert maascot> Ass Raper.
Defense: Caused ALOT of INTs. I dunno if his DBs are future first riound picks but they will be after this game. Im sure that they set some kind of record somewhere. I think my first 4 passes were picked off. And I havent had a run game since week 4 so yea I was fucked. The first play of my offense, his CB was kinda beat on the deep ball but he just snatch the ball away without jumping. I was like ,"SHIT!!! That boy need to get drafted, like now son!"
ST: He was a great kicker. Dude was kicking FGs from kickoff. He hit on all his long FGs with LOTS of room to spare.
OUTSTANDING win for Xpage. Hopes he wins out for a chance at a bowl game. I will try again next year.
It was a scoreless game until the 4th qtr. A true defensive game for the books until the 4th.....naw lemme stop lying to yall. I cant even keep a straight face writing that. It was like 34-7 by the half lol.
Offense: Runs Missouri Spread Option pretty well. Most of all the snaps game from a shogun or pistol formation. Likes to really spread you out by running 4x1 spread to the wide side of the field. Just the way my guys were positioned from that all that spreading I knew I was gonna get raped with it. I thought to myself, "Hey yo T. Are we bout to get our cheeks spread out and raped agan? ........Yep..... Well I hope he uses lube.' I dont know what that formation is called but Im calling it the <insert maascot> Ass Raper.
Defense: Caused ALOT of INTs. I dunno if his DBs are future first riound picks but they will be after this game. Im sure that they set some kind of record somewhere. I think my first 4 passes were picked off. And I havent had a run game since week 4 so yea I was fucked. The first play of my offense, his CB was kinda beat on the deep ball but he just snatch the ball away without jumping. I was like ,"SHIT!!! That boy need to get drafted, like now son!"
ST: He was a great kicker. Dude was kicking FGs from kickoff. He hit on all his long FGs with LOTS of room to spare.
OUTSTANDING win for Xpage. Hopes he wins out for a chance at a bowl game. I will try again next year.
